I'm just gonna say it... who needs all this fancy schmancy dinner-and-wine thingy? I mean, sure, it's cool that they're trying to make a good impression and cater to the coach's tastes, but is it really necessary? Can't they just have a casual lunch like everyone else?
I'm also kinda wondering what's up with the wine cellar private viewing. Like, isn't that just a fancy way of saying "we want to show off our expensive wine collection"? And what's with all the fuss about the appetizers? Is it really worth going to some exclusive restaurant for grilled octopus and Saganaki?
And let's be real, I'm not buying into the whole "this is how you seal the deal" vibe. I bet John Harbaugh was just being nice and saying he'd be back to keep them off his case.