'Very low bar': analysts say Starmer faces slim pickings in China

UK's Starmer Faces Bleak Prospects for Trade Deals with China, Analysts Warn

Keir Starmer's highly anticipated visit to China this week has been touted as an effort to revive diplomatic relations and secure new trade deals. However, experts warn that the UK prime minister's chances of landing meaningful agreements are slim.

Eight years after Theresa May's ill-fated "ambitious" post-Brexit deal with China was shelved, Starmer is set to embark on a trip that will focus on joint trade and investment efforts. The visit comes as China continues to assert its dominance in global trade, with the country boasting a record trillion-dollar global trade surplus in 2025.

Despite Starmer's assurances that China presents significant opportunities for British businesses, analysts believe the UK is unlikely to reap substantial economic benefits from its dealings with Beijing. "The bar for a successful Starmer trip is very low," says Sam Goodman, senior policy director at the China Strategic Risks Institute. "It could amount to a bunch of memoranda of understanding on financial services and maybe a promise of a greenfield investment in the car industry."

Goodman's assessment is echoed by Andrew Small, a former European Commission adviser who now works for the European Council on Foreign Relations. "China is unlikely to deliver the economic boost Labour wants because margins have perished in an overheated economy," he notes.

Small also warns that China's trade policies are becoming increasingly complex and unpredictable. The country has shown a willingness to use trade as a tool of foreign policy, imposing import bans and anti-competition investigations on foreign companies. "Foreign businesses are seen as fair game and a useful pressure point for China in its relationship with foreign countries," he says.

One notable example of this is China's recent export ban on Nexperia chips, which nearly brought car production to a halt globally. Goodman notes that such tactics demonstrate the double-edged nature of doing business with China.

As Starmer prepares to meet with Chinese leaders and promote British trade interests, analysts are cautioning that the UK must be aware of these risks. "Xi Jinping's sense of power has only grown over the past year," Small observes. "He can now introduce export restrictions without pushback and feel emboldened to use trade as a weapon pretty openly."

In an unpublished paper for the Centre for Statecraft and National Security at King's College London, Goodman outlines eight tactics deployed by China to weaponize its trading relationship. These include import bans, anti-competition investigations, and strategic uses of export restrictions.

As Starmer embarks on his historic visit to China, it remains to be seen whether he can secure the meaningful trade deals that Labour hopes for. Given the complexities and risks involved, many experts believe the UK's prospects are bleak.
 
I think Keir Starmer should really prepare himself mentally 😅... China is a super complex country to deal with & they're not going to give away all their secrets easily 🤫. The fact that Xi Jinping is feeling pretty powerful these days isn't helping, you know? He's got this whole "weaponizing trade" thing down pat 🔪. Starmer needs to be realistic about what the UK can realistically get from China - maybe some nice-to-haves instead of must-haves 🤔. No need to get your hopes up too high, mate 😊.
 
I'm not buying all this hype around Keir Starmer's trip to China 🤔. I mean, China's already got a trillion-dollar global trade surplus, what's there to gain? It sounds like they're just gonna sign some empty memoranda of understanding and promise us the world 📝. And with Xi Jinping on the rise, I'm not sure he's gonna be easy to negotiate with either 😬. The UK needs to think twice before getting into a trade deal that could leave them feeling burned 🔥.
 
I just got back from a crazy road trip to Yellowstone with my squad 🚗🌄 and I'm still buzzing from all the geysers we saw! Have you ever seen Old Faithful erupt in person? It's like nature's own fireworks display 🎉💥 Anyway, back to trade deals... I don't know about this China thing, but I do know that if they're gonna make some big promises, they'd better deliver on the good stuff, like free Wi-Fi at the airport or something 😂
 
I don't know, mate... 🤔 I think this is gonna be a tough one for Starmer 🚨. China's got too much power in their hands right now, you feel? They're already crushing everyone with that massive trade surplus 💸. I mean, it's not like the UK's gonna come out on top here, sorry guys 😔.

I'm also worried about these trade policies getting more complicated and unpredictable 🤯. China's always using trade as a tool to get what they want, whether it's from other countries or even their own businesses 💼. It's like, you can't trust 'em completely, ya know? 🤷‍♂️

I mean, think about that Nexperia chip ban – nearly brought the whole car industry to a standstill! 🚨 What if Starmer tries to push for something and China just shuts down the deal? 😱 It's not like we're in a good position here.

Anyway, I hope Starmer can navigate this treacherous waters 🌊. We need some trade deals, but at what cost? 🤔
 
I'm low-key worried about Keir Starmer going to China 🤔... I mean, I know he wants to revive diplomatic relations and all that, but China is like super unpredictable right now 😬. They've been imposing these crazy trade restrictions on other countries and it's getting pretty scary for foreign businesses. Like, have you heard about the Nexperia chip thing? It was almost a global crisis 🚨! And I'm not even gonna get into all the complexities of China's trade policies... it's like trying to drink from a firehose 💧. I don't know if Starmer is aware of just how much he's taking on, but I hope he's got some good people advising him 🤞. Still, I guess it's worth a shot? Maybe China will surprise us all and be all like "hey, we're friendly!" 🤷‍♀️, but I wouldn't count my chickens just yet 🐓...
 
I'm not sure about this one 🤔... I mean, Starmer is a total nice guy, but China's been doing some pretty shady stuff in terms of trade policies lately 😬. They're all like "Hey, we want to be friends" and then suddenly they impose an export ban on some random company and everyone freaks out 💸. It seems like there's always this fine line between them wanting to collaborate with other countries and just using trade as a way to flex their muscles 🔥. I'm not saying Starmer won't do any good, but it feels like the UK's gonna get stuck in some sort of economic limbo 🌪️.
 
Wow 😊🌎 China's growing influence in global trade is a game-changer. It'll be interesting to see how Starmer navigates these complex relationships and what benefits he can actually bring back for the UK. Maybe they should focus on their own innovation and tech sector instead of just relying on trade deals with other countries? 🤔
 
Wow 😮, China is a huge player in global trade now, with a trillion-dollar surplus 🤯! Starmer's chances of landing big trade deals seem kinda slim 🤔. They're talking about some basic memoranda of understanding and maybe a promise of an investment here or there 💸... yeah, that sounds pretty weak 😐. China's been using trade as a tool for foreign policy, which is super scary 💣. The UK needs to be aware of these risks or they might end up getting burned 🔥!
 
I gotta say, I'm a bit skeptical about Keir Starmer's chances with this trip to China 🤔. Eight years ago, Theresa May got burned on that post-Brexit deal, and now we're hearing similar warnings from analysts 🚨. It's like the UK is trying to dance with a dragon here – China's not exactly known for its transparent trade policies 😬.

I mean, sure, there are some opportunities for British businesses to tap into China's massive market, but at what cost? 🤑 Those memoranda of understanding might be nice on paper, but if they're just gonna get watered down or shelved, it's not worth the hype 🙄. And with Xi Jinping's grip on power getting tighter by the day, it's like he's playing a game of global economic whack-a-mole – you think you've got him cornered, but then he just changes the rules 💸.

I guess what I'm saying is that we should be careful about how optimistic we are about this trip. It's not like China is gonna roll out the red carpet for Starmer and give him a sweet deal 🎉. The risks involved are real, and if we're not aware of them, it could end up being a PR stunt rather than actual progress 📰.
 
man, i think starmer is setting himself up for a tough one 🤔 china's got some major leverage right now with its record-breaking trade surplus, and it's not looking like they're gonna go easy on him. i mean, we've seen what happens when companies try to navigate chinese trade policies - it's like playing a high-stakes game of whack-a-mole, where every time you think you've got a handle on things, china throws another curveball at ya 🚀. starmer needs to be super prepared for that and have some solid negotiating skills, or he's gonna end up with squat 💸.
 
i gotta say, china's been playing a pretty tricky game when it comes to trade with other countries... they're like, super assertive about their dominance in global trade, and it's hard to see how starmer can really land any meaningful deals. i mean, china's basically just using trade as a tool of foreign policy now - they'll impose import bans or anti-competition investigations on companies that get on their bad side... it's like, super unpredictable. and with xi jinping at the helm, he's getting more confident in his powers by the day 😬. i'm not sure starmer's visit is going to be as successful as everyone hopes it'll be... the bar for success seems pretty low right now 🤔.
 
China is like a superpower that's not really playing nice in international trade anymore 🤔🚨. They're using trade as a tool to get what they want, which isn't great for other countries like the UK. The thing is, China has so much power and influence now, it's hard for smaller players like the UK to negotiate on equal terms 💸.

I mean, think about it, China has this massive trillion-dollar trade surplus in 2025 and it's only getting bigger 📈. They're not exactly known for being flexible or willing to compromise in their dealings with other countries. So, if Keir Starmer is thinking of making some big trade deals with China, he's got his work cut out for him 🤯.

It's also worth noting that China's leaders are getting pretty bold and confident, thanks to Xi Jinping's sense of power 💪. They're not afraid to impose export bans or anti-competition investigations on foreign companies, which is a big risk for anyone trying to do business with them 🚫.

So, yeah, I think the UK's prospects for landing meaningful trade deals with China are pretty bleak 😐. It's going to take some serious negotiating and compromise from Starmer and his team if they want to come out on top in these talks 🔥.
 
🤔 looks like starmer's trip to china is gonna be a letdown...china's got some serious leverage with their trade policies 📉 they're not afraid to use it as a tool for foreign policy 💪 and the margins have already been squeezed in an overheated economy 🌡️ gotta wonder if labours promises are just empty words 😐
 
I just read about Keir Starmer's trip to China 🤔 and I gotta say, this whole thing feels like a repeat of Theresa May's Brexit debacle in 2017... just minus the excitement 😴. I mean, it's all about reviving diplomatic relations and securing new trade deals, but what's really at stake here? The UK's economic future with China? 🤝 It seems to me that Starmer's chances are as bleak as a British summer ☀️. Eight years ago, they almost landed a deal and now... I don't know, man, it just feels like the odds are against him. He's going in blind, hoping for promises of greenfield investments and whatnot 🌱. Meanwhile, China is just playing hardball with its trade policies, using them as a tool of foreign policy 💸. It's all a bit too much for me... 😬
 
🤕 Starmer's trip to China is lookin like a total disaster, fam. The bar is so low for this dude, it's almost laughable. A bunch of memoranda of understanding on financial services? Yawn. That's not exactly what Labour was hopin' for when they sent him over there. And don't even get me started on the trade deals...China's just gonna string 'em along and then pull the rug out from under us. I mean, have you seen China's record trillion-dollar global trade surplus? We're basically beggin for scraps here.

And let's be real, the risks are real, bro. Xi Jinping's got no qualms about using trade as a tool of foreign policy...imposing import bans and whatnot. That Nexperia chip export ban was just a taste of what's to come. I'm not even surprised that China's gettin all fancy with its trade policies now. It's like they're playin some kinda twisted game of economic chess, and we're just pawnin' our interests over for the sake of diplomacy.

I got nothin but bad vibes for this trip, fam. 🚫
 
idk why ppl think china's all about profit 🤑, newsflash: they got their own agenda too 💸. starmer thinks china's gonna bail him out with trade deals? lol what about china trying to steal our tech secrets 🤫? that's the real game being played here 📚. uk should be more worried about how china's gonna use their "trade" to flex their muscles 🥊, not just sitting there waiting for a free ride 🎢
 
I think this is actually a good opportunity for the UK to start reevaluating its trade policies with China 🤝. I mean, it's not like they can just expect China to be all open arms and hand over trillions of dollars without even thinking about what that means for their own economy. And let's be real, if China is going to use trade as a tool of foreign policy, then the UK needs to know how to navigate those waters 🌊. Maybe this visit can lead to some positive changes, like increased transparency or more regulations around unfair trade practices. Who knows? Stranger things have happened 😊.
 
I'm a bit worried about Keir Starmer's trip to China 🤔. I think he's setting himself up for disappointment. The reality is, China's got its own agenda and doesn't care much about British businesses 🤑. They'll do whatever it takes to advance their interests, including using trade as a bargaining chip or even a tool of pressure 💪.

I'm not saying all hope is lost, but the risks are real 🚨. We've seen what happened with Nexperia chips - a tiny thing that brought car production to a standstill 🚗. That's what we're up against here. I wish Starmer would be more realistic about what he can achieve 🤦‍♂️. Maybe it's better to focus on building stronger ties with countries like the US or EU instead of chasing after China's favor 🌎. We need a more balanced approach, not just relying on one country for trade deals 💸.
 
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