TV tonight: Paul and Bob consider marriage in Mortimer & Whitehouse Gone Fishing

Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer are getting hitched - but only in their imaginations.

In tonight's episode of "Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing", the comedy duo embark on a fishing trip to Scotland, where they attempt to catch a salmon on fly. But as they try to reel it in, they also reveal more about their personal lives, including Bob's balding head and Paul's recent skin biopsy.

Later, Fiona Bruce presents some unseen treasures from the Antiques Roadshow series, including a telegram from Ringo Starr and Queen Victoria's parasol. The items may not be part of regular episodes, but they're still fascinating nonetheless.

On Channel 4, Tom Daley hosts "Game of Wool: Britain's Best Knitter", where contestants knit up a storm in the hopes of winning a prize. It's less about knitting needles and more about culinary skills, with dishes made from yarn taking centre stage.

Meanwhile on BBC One, the drama "Prisoner 951" continues to explore Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe's harrowing experience being held captive in Iran. Her ordeal is far from over, as careless remarks by Boris Johnson weaken her position.

Later tonight, Bob Mortimer and Daisy May share a spooky sleepover in a remote bothy, but their fearlessness will have you giggling with delight.

Last but not least, the animated family film "Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken" takes centre stage on BBC One. The fun and action-packed film follows Ruby's secret life as a giant kraken, complete with subverted expectations and plenty of laughs.

The evening's sporting action includes cricket, rugby, and football, so grab your snacks and settle in for the match!
 
I'm loving this show "Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing" ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ those two are hilarious together and trying to catch a salmon while talking about their hair and skin is genius! I need to watch more of it ๐Ÿ‘€ I also saw that episode on Channel 4 with Tom Daley's Game of Wool, I was amazed by what people could make from yarn ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ’ช
 
OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm dying over Bob Mortimer's balding head ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฃ. Like, he's just being himself, no need to sugarcoat it. And Paul Whitehouse is being all dramatic about his skin biopsy... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ we've got you covered, mate! But for real, I'm so down for "Game of Wool" โ€“ who knew knitting could be so much fun? ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿด and on a more serious note, can we please give Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe some more love & support? ๐Ÿค
 
Just watched that episode of Mortimer & Whitehouse Gone Fishing ๐ŸŽ‰ and I gotta say, they're always good for a laugh! I love how they open up about their personal lives on camera, it's like we're all part of the gang. I'm also curious to see more unseen treasures from Antiques Roadshow - that Ringo Starr telegram is so cool! ๐Ÿคฉ Meanwhile, Prisoner 951 is still so intense... poor Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe needs our support ๐Ÿ™ and fingers crossed for a positive outcome soon. And can we talk about Bob Mortimer's balding head? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Love how he just owns it, right? ๐Ÿ‘Š
 
๐Ÿคฏ I think it's hilarious that Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer are getting hitched in their imaginations, but also kinda sad that they're still struggling with personal stuff on TV ๐Ÿ™ƒ. It's like, can't they just have a chill conversation without bringing up balding heads and medical biopsies? ๐Ÿ˜‚ On the other hand, I'm all about those Antiques Roadshow treasures! Who wouldn't want to see a telegram from Ringo Starr or Queen Victoria's parasol? ๐Ÿคฉ The knitting competition on Channel 4 sounds like a blast too - I mean, who knew knitting could be so... umm, yarn-tastic? ๐Ÿ˜‚ And can we talk about "Prisoner 951" for a sec? It's like, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe's experience is still being dramatized on TV, and it's not even close to over ๐Ÿค•. Anyway, I'm all in for some spooky fun with Bob Mortimer and Daisy May, and "Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken" looks like an absolute riot ๐ŸŽ‰
 
So I'm watching this and I gotta say, Bob Mortimer & Paul Whitehouse are still crackin' it up together even in their old age. People always talk about how they're just mates tryin' to have a laugh, but honestly, I think that's what makes 'em so lovable ๐Ÿคฃ. And can we talk about how Fiona Bruce is the real MVP for makin' all those Antiques Roadshow gems appear out of thin air? That parasol from Queen Vic sounds like a real treasure ๐Ÿค‘.
 
OMG, Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse are finally tying the knot... in their minds, lol ๐Ÿคฃ. But seriously, can we talk about how great it is that they're still making us laugh after all these years? I mean, who else could make a fishing trip look like an episode of "The Great British Baking Show"? Meanwhile, Tom Daley's hosting a knitting show and I'm over here thinking "dude, you're a diver, not a yarn enthusiast" ๐Ÿงต๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ. And can someone please tell me what's with the Antiques Roadshow stuff? I mean, Ringo Starr's telegram is cool and all, but Queen Vic's parasol? That's just a fancy umbrella ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’จ
 
I wonder what's going on with those two guys... they're like, super funny together, but are they for real? Like, are they actually gonna get married or just pretend to? ๐Ÿค” And what's up with this "Gone Fishing" show? Sounds like a blast, but I love how Bob and Paul keep it real about their personal stuff. ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
Ugh, another episode of BBC and Channel 4 dominating the lineup ๐Ÿ™„. Can't they mix it up a bit? How about some more independent shows or even better, no ads at all?! ๐Ÿค‘ I swear, I've seen more diverse programming on Netflix. And what's with all these repeats? "Gone Fishing" has been on for ages and still going strong... when's the new stuff coming out? ๐Ÿ™ƒ
 
Ugh, I'm getting so frustrated watching these two comedians having their "wedding" in their imaginations ๐Ÿ™„. Like, can't they just commit to a real marriage already? It's all just a bit too much drama for me. And don't even get me started on the Antiques Roadshow, who lets Fiona Bruce present old stuff from years ago as if it's new news? ๐Ÿค” Give me a break! On the other hand, I do love Tom Daley hosting Game of Wool - those knitting skills are actually impressive! ๐Ÿ˜
 
I'm not surprised to see Bob Mortimer getting married - I mean, his balding head is already looking wedded! ๐Ÿ˜‚ But seriously, it's great to see him pairing up with Paul Whitehouse on another hilarious adventure. And can we talk about Fiona Bruce's Antiques Roadshow treasures? That telegram from Ringo Starr is music to my ears! ๐ŸŽธ On a more somber note, I feel bad for Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe - her situation is heartbreaking and I hope Boris Johnson's comments don't make things worse. ๐Ÿ’” And lastly, I'm intrigued by "Game of Wool" - who knew knitting could be so exciting? ๐Ÿงถ
 
Wow ๐Ÿคฏ, I feel like I'm living vicariously through these celebs... Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing sounds super funny, love how they poke fun at themselves ๐Ÿ˜‚. And Game of Wool? That's a new one, I'd totally tune in for some yarn-tastic cooking skills ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿงถ
 
meh, another celebrity wedding of sorts. i mean, who needs reality when you can just imagine it? like, does anyone actually know what paul whitehouse and bob mortimer's actual relationship is like? probably not.

anyway, antiques roadshow is always fun to watch. those old telegrams from ringo are cool, but what's up with queen victoria's parasol? that's some serious fashion goals...or regrets?

tom daley's game show sounds kinda meh, but the idea of yarn-based dishes is interesting. maybe i'll give it a try someday...with my yarn-making skills being non-existent.

as for prisoner 951, poor nazanin zaghari-ratcliffe. it's not like boris johnson didn't know what he was doing (or not doing). still, her story is far from over and that's what matters.

bob mortimer and daisy may are always entertaining, even if they are a bit cringeworthy at times. sleepovers in bothies? sure, why not?

ruby gillman, teenage kraken sounds like my kinda movie night. who wouldn't want to watch a giant kraken wreak havoc on the world?
 
OMG, I'm totally stoked to see Bob Mortimer & Paul Whitehouse getting hitched - not really, though ๐Ÿคฃ. But seriously, their fishing trip on "Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing" is gonna be EPIC! ๐ŸŽฃ I love how they're always keeping it real & sharing funny moments about themselves... like Bob's balding head ๐Ÿ˜‚. Meanwhile, Fiona Bruce is giving me LIFE with those unseen Antiques Roadshow treasures ๐Ÿ’Ž. And, can we talk about "Game of Wool: Britain's Best Knitter"? ๐Ÿงถ Those contestants are SO talented! ๐Ÿ‘
 
Ugh, I'm so done with these "Mortimer & Whitehouse" specials ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. They're just a bunch of old guys pretending to be interested in fishing... meanwhile, their personal lives are still more entertaining than whatever ridiculous things they catch on camera ๐Ÿ˜’. And don't even get me started on the "Game of Wool" show - who thought it was a good idea to make a cooking competition out of knitting? ๐Ÿงถ It's just a bunch of yarn with no real challenge or skill involved... and I swear, Bob Mortimer's balding head is like the main plot point now ๐Ÿคฃ.
 
omg i love how mortimer & whitehouse always bring some humor to their shows ๐Ÿคฃ they're like the perfect couple (in their own imaginations at least) ๐Ÿ˜‚ and game of wool? that sounds like a crazy cooking competition, but yarn as ingredients is genius ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ˜‚ also, so glad they're highlighting antiques roadshow treasures, who doesn't love a good history lesson hidden in plain sight? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
 
OMG can't believe Bob Mortimer is getting married to Paul Whitehouse even if it's just in their imaginations lol love how they always keep us entertained on TV ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•. But what's up with Tom Daley hosting "Game of Wool"? Knitting for a prize sounds like a drag ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿ˜ด. And on a more serious note, hope Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe gets the justice she deserves ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท. The animated film "Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken" looks so fun I need to check it out ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ‘€
 
๐Ÿคฏ I mean, think about it... Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse are essentially playing out their own fantasies on TV. They're pretending to be each other, like they're living two separate lives at the same time. And Fiona Bruce is just curating these old treasures like she's trying to uncover some hidden piece of history that speaks to her soul ๐Ÿค”. It's all just a big game show, right? But what if we took it too seriously? What if we started to question the nature of reality itself? Are they really just pretending or are we? And what about Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe... is she trapped in some kind of surreal dream world too? ๐ŸŒŒ
 
I feel like we're all just pretending to be something we think others want us to be, whether it's a perfectly caught salmon or a prize-winning knitted dish. But sometimes I wonder, is that really what we want? Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse are playing with their imaginary lives, and it's refreshing! We could learn from them to not take ourselves too seriously and just enjoy the ride. And let's be honest, who doesn't love a good sleepover in a remote bothy? ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
 
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