Transfer window verdict: how every Premier League club fared

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Nutty Narwhal

The January 2024 transfer window has closed for most of the top-tier European leagues. Here's a summary of the major transfers:

**Goalkeepers:**

* Axel Disasi (Chelsea) to West Ham on loan
* Stefan Ortega (Manchester City) to Nottingham Forest £500,000
* Melker Ellborg (Malmö) to Sunderland £3m

**Defenders:**

* Lorenzo Lucca (Napoli) to Nottingham Forest loan
* Nilson Angulo (Anderlecht) to Sunderland £17.5m
* Lucas Paquetá (Flamengo) to West Ham £36.7m
* Axel Disasi (Chelsea) to West Ham on loan
* Luca Netz (Borussia Mönchengladbach) to Nottingham Forest £2m

**Midfielders:**

* Adam Armstrong (Southampton) to Wolves £7m
* Conor Gallagher (Atlético Madrid) to Tottenham £34.6m
* Angel Gomes (Marseille) to Wolves on loan
* Jocelin Ta Bi (Maccabi Netanya) to Sunderland £3.5m

**Forwards:**

* Taty Castellanos (Lazio) to West Ham £25.2m
* Pablo Felipe (Gil Vicente) to West Ham £18.3m
* Ché Adams (Torino) to Wolves
* Souza (Santos) to Tottenham £13m

**Loans and Free Transfers:**

* Fer López (Celta Vigo) to Wolves on loan
* Marshall Munetsi (Paris FC) to Wolves on loan
* James Ward-Prowse (Burnley) to West Ham on loan
* Guido Rodríguez (Valencia) to West Ham free

**Selling Transfers:**

* Jørgen Strand Larsen (Crystal Palace) to Wolves £43m
 
Another season, more players getting sold or traded. What's the point of all this? We're just feeding our egos and making silly money. I mean, who needs that kind of cash? People should be focusing on innovation not just breaking records for transfer fees 🤑👀.

I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a better way to treat players than the usual sell-and-trade cycle. It's all so transactional and soulless. Maybe if they spent some time researching AI-powered sports analytics instead of trying to buy their way to success, we'd see something more exciting happen 🔥💻
 
OMG u wont blnive the Jan 24 tranfer wndw!! so many big name movs & i thnk west ham r gonna b alright w/ castellanos & felipe 😂 but wat do u think about nottingham forest tho? lucca & ortega r gonna help dem a lot 🤔
 
💬 just saw the transfer window has closed and I'm still trying to wrap my head around some of these deals 🤯 like Lucas Paquetá going to West Ham for 36.7m, that's a crazy price tag 🤑. and what's up with all the loans? feels like teams are just trying to shake off some salary cap issues 💸. anyway, think it's time for the season to start already, so many question marks still unanswered ⚽️.
 
I dont know what's goin on with the transfers lately 🤷‍♂️, but it seems like every player is changin teams left and right. Its like a big game of musical chairs out there 😅. I mean, Chelsea just lent Axel Disasi to West Ham for a whole season, and then he was back at Chelsea again. What's the point of that? 🤔
 
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Omg who even cares about these transfers lol

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when are we gonna see some actual goals scored?

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transfer season is like the worst

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