I feel bad for Rory McIlroy, he's like the golfer equivalent of me trying to find a good wifi connection at a tournament – always close, but never quite there
. Seven top-10 finishes is still awesome, but you'd think with all those near-misses, he'd've got that Masters trophy by now. On the bright side, who needs the Masters when you can win the US Open and PGA Championship?
That's like me winning a prize for having the best meme of the month – it's still something to brag about! 