Ugh, gift-giving can be such a drag
! I mean, what if you get something awesome and then realize you're stuck with it forever?
On the other hand, getting rid of something unwanted but still wrapped up all fancy is just annoying...I guess that full-size firelog idea is kinda clever though. I can see why someone would want to get rid of a rechargeable hand warmer, but come on, who thought that was a good idea? 
And omg, lightsaber chopsticks?! Who comes up with this stuff?!
At least the galaxy projector is pretty cool, it's like having your own personal light show. But honestly, I think the best gift to get rid of would be that banana-shaped phone...I mean, who thought playing music through a banana was a good idea? 

You know what would make white elephant gifts even better? If they came with a warning label like "may cause awkwardness" or "not actually useful"...just saying
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And omg, lightsaber chopsticks?! Who comes up with this stuff?!
You know what would make white elephant gifts even better? If they came with a warning label like "may cause awkwardness" or "not actually useful"...just saying