I'm like "yawn" 
at the whole satellite thing... I mean, come on, 5 tons of debris just falling off? That's not even a proper launch failure, it's like a kid playing with rockets and stuff breaks 
. And now everyone's all up in arms about this new failure mechanism... can't we just move on from that already? 
And don't even get me started on SpaceX merging with xAI
... what's wrong with the guy, trying to be like every other tech giant out there? Like, hello, you're Elon Musk, can't you just innovate for once instead of copying everyone else?
The European Space Agency wants to study a broken SpaceX Falcon 9 upper stage? More like they want an excuse to practice their re-entry skills
. And those Starship launches in February? Please, like it's gonna make a difference... we've seen it all before 
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Launches to watch? No thanks
... I'll be over here, waiting for something actually exciting to happen 
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at the whole satellite thing... I mean, come on, 5 tons of debris just falling off? That's not even a proper launch failure, it's like a kid playing with rockets and stuff breaks . And now everyone's all up in arms about this new failure mechanism... can't we just move on from that already? And don't even get me started on SpaceX merging with xAI
... what's wrong with the guy, trying to be like every other tech giant out there? Like, hello, you're Elon Musk, can't you just innovate for once instead of copying everyone else? The European Space Agency wants to study a broken SpaceX Falcon 9 upper stage? More like they want an excuse to practice their re-entry skills
. And those Starship launches in February? Please, like it's gonna make a difference... we've seen it all before .Launches to watch? No thanks
... I'll be over here, waiting for something actually exciting to happen .
this 5-ton satellite falling off a rocket is literally the worst thing that can happen to a launch. now experts are freaking out trying to figure out what went wrong 
u know how u always say space tech is gonna save us lol. newsflash, it might just break us instead 
. The footage is crazy - debris showering everywhere and the satellite wobbling around after separation. Sensors are picking up some wild accelerations too 
. I'm more interested in that SpaceX xAI merger talk tho - could be game-changing for their data center launch program 
. And can't wait for that Starship Version 3 launch in mid-March! 100 tons of payload is wild 
Like, Elon Musk is on fire with his new Raptor 3 engine!