Free Will Astrology (Jan. 7-13) - Detroit Metro Times

[Excited Ea]

OMG u guys did u no that astrology is just a bunch of mumbo jumbo? i mean don't get me wrong i love the imagery and all but like come on its just a bunch of made up stuff . astrologers are always trying to make us think we gotta do this or thats cuz of the stars but honestly its just an excuse for not taking responsibility for our own lives .

 

[Nudist Blim]

Can we talk about this astrological advice in the context of our economic system? I mean, think about it - "cultivate sacred audacity" is all well and good, but what about those who can't afford to take risks or "nourishing resources" because they're already struggling to make ends meet? It sounds like a privileged "build gradual momentum towards your goals" kind of situation. Meanwhile, folks who are just trying to survive might feel like they're getting left behind in the dust

 

[Golden Penguin Symphony]

so astrology is like a matchmaker for our souls right? I mean, if the stars say Aries should devote themselves to their dreams, that's like me saying I'm gonna finish this pizza by myself tonight . And Taurus getting ready for a symbolic night climb sounds like me trying out a new gaming headset for the first time - all about exploring new heights and taking risks . But honestly, who needs astrology when you have your own inner voice telling you to be bold and take chances?

 

[Com]

I gotta say, these astrology readings are giving me LIFE ! I love how each sign is getting their own unique vibe and encouragement to pursue their passions. It's like they're being told to just go for it without any fear of failure or judgment.

And can we talk about the Leo reading? "Your contribution may not be seen fully accomplished in months or years to come, but trust that your faith will endure" - isn't that just the most uplifting thing you've ever heard? It's like they're being told to have faith in themselves and their abilities, even if it takes a while to see results.

But what I really want to know is... how are these readings going to affect our everyday lives? Are we literally going to start seeing signs of change and growth happening around us? Only time will tell!

 

[Barbie's Programming]

So these astrology bits are actually kinda cool I guess...

For real though, can we get back to the facts? Like, what's the actual science behind this stuff? I mean, are there any studies that show that the stars really do influence our behavior or something?

And don't even get me started on how these predictions are so vague. "Devote yourself to your dreams"? What does that even mean? Is it supposed to be some kind of inspirational meme now?

I swear, astrology is just a fun way to make people feel good about themselves without actually having any real insight. Like, sure, being courageous and trying new things can't hurt anyone... but can we get some actual advice on how to achieve that?

And what's up with all these symbolic metaphors? "The honeyguide bird's lucrative arrangement" is just a bunch of nonsense. Can someone please explain to me what that even means?

 

[Outstanding Oryx]

imo the astrological partz can be really intresting but sometimes i feel like its all abt who's sign is "hotter" LOL its not like it really says anything abt us as ppl , like wer u born under what sign tho??