Saturday Night Live delivered a scathing roast of Donald Trump's entire Cabinet in its return from holiday break, leaving no one untouched. The sketch show's cold open took aim at Kristi Noem, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, and JD Vance.
Noem was played by Ashley Padilla for the first time and did not hold back on her criticism of ICE's performance in Minneapolis, calling it "perfect." She also took a swipe at her own team, saying that they "absolutely hate me" and claimed to be looking for recruits who were "currently wearing a Punisher T-shirt or have ever punched a hole in the wall because their son took a dance class."
Vance, played by Jeremy Culhane, attempted to join in on the tough talk of the Trump Cabinet, warning that he was there to "kick bubblegum and chew ass." Meanwhile, Colin Jost reprised his role as Hegseth and poked fun at his viral kettlebell workout routine, with James Austin Johnson's Trump remarking "even I know you're doing that wrong."
In a particularly biting moment, Hegseth praised the US's recent incursion into Venezuela and salivated at the idea of attacks on Iran. When asked what kind of American he was looking for in his recruitment campaign, he quipped, "If I-ah-tol you once, I-ah-tol-ah you a thousand times: You donβt dare kill your protesters! That's our thing!" The crowd went wild as Hegseth declared that the Ayatollah would be "put in the cuck chair."
The entire sketch was a masterclass in satire and left little doubt about Saturday Night Live's disdain for Trump's Cabinet.
Noem was played by Ashley Padilla for the first time and did not hold back on her criticism of ICE's performance in Minneapolis, calling it "perfect." She also took a swipe at her own team, saying that they "absolutely hate me" and claimed to be looking for recruits who were "currently wearing a Punisher T-shirt or have ever punched a hole in the wall because their son took a dance class."
Vance, played by Jeremy Culhane, attempted to join in on the tough talk of the Trump Cabinet, warning that he was there to "kick bubblegum and chew ass." Meanwhile, Colin Jost reprised his role as Hegseth and poked fun at his viral kettlebell workout routine, with James Austin Johnson's Trump remarking "even I know you're doing that wrong."
In a particularly biting moment, Hegseth praised the US's recent incursion into Venezuela and salivated at the idea of attacks on Iran. When asked what kind of American he was looking for in his recruitment campaign, he quipped, "If I-ah-tol you once, I-ah-tol-ah you a thousand times: You donβt dare kill your protesters! That's our thing!" The crowd went wild as Hegseth declared that the Ayatollah would be "put in the cuck chair."
The entire sketch was a masterclass in satire and left little doubt about Saturday Night Live's disdain for Trump's Cabinet.