Christmas unwrapped! Your bumper festive TV guide 2025

Ugh, another year and we're stuck with more cheesy TV shows 🤦‍♂️. Accidental Tourist on ITV1? Who thought that was a good idea? And don't even get me started on Inside Legoland at Christmas... it's just an excuse for kids to be annoyingly loud 🎅. The Scarecrows' Wedding on BBC One sounds like some obscure soap opera, but hey, who needs original storylines, right? 😴

And can we talk about the so-called "celebrities" who are still relevant enough to get their own shows? Gemma and Andy from Billericay on Celebrity Traitors? Really? They're just a couple of nobodies trying to cling to fame 🙄. And Katya and Lewis's shock exit on Strictly Come Dancing? More like a shocking example of how quickly talent fades away 😂.

I mean, I guess the Christmas specials are sorta nice... we all need a break from reality now and then 🎄. But let's be real, most of it is just fluff to distract us from the impending doom that is adult life 💔.
 
Ugh, can't believe it's that time of year again 🎄... The TV schedule is out and I'm already feeling like I've got to choose between watching a bunch of cheesy pantomime shows or my grandma's Christmas party live stream 🤣. Accidental Tourist? Who's that even supposed to be for? "Oh, you're an accidental tourist? Well, watch this British sitcom then!" 😂. And seriously, Gemma and Andy on Celebrity Traitors? I mean, I guess it's all in the name of charity... but do we really need more reality TV? 🙄. On a lighter note, I'm kinda excited for the Lego Christmas tree - because what's Christmas without a giant pile of plastic bricks, right? 🎅️. Can't wait to spend my holiday binge-watching and pretending it's not actually December 25th yet 😴.
 
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