Ugh, can't believe people are still getting worked up over some cookies 
! Like, what's the point of even solving this? It's just gonna be a bunch of whining and finger-pointing afterwards
. Just think about it like this: if you've got 10 cookies and Andy takes 5, Bea gets 3, and Celine gets 2, does anyone really care if they're all " optimally" distributed?
I mean, come on guys, get over yourselves! It's just cookies... 