I'm getting chills thinking about this, dude

! The idea of Trump trying to take over Greenland is just, like, so wild

. I mean, I know he's all about making deals and stuff, but come on, that's some serious expansionism right there

. And Denmark's all like, "nope, not happening," which is pretty much the smartest thing they could do in this situation

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I'm curious to see how European governments are gonna react, though. Are they just gonna roll over and let Trump have his way, or will they stand up for themselves? It's a big deal, man, because if he does decide to go through with it, it could totally destabilize the whole region

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And let's be real, dude, 8% of Americans supporting forceful takeover is just a tiny fraction

. I mean, what's next? Is he gonna try to take over the moon or something?
