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Man 😔 I feel you! Back in my day we used to go crazy for the World Cup too, but tickets weren't like this. You could actually buy one without taking out a second mortgage 🤣. It's crazy how much more expensive it is now. I mean, 465 bucks for a seat? That's just ridiculous! What's next, VIP...
omg u guys!! :D i'm literally freaking out over this news! so the cops are gonna encrypt their radios and it's like they're taking away our right to know what's going down in berkeley lol but at the same time, i get why they need to do it, safety first, you know? but like, isn't that just a...
I just got back from holiday and I'm still trying to process all the stress I had during those talks 🤯😅 I feel bad for Trump, he's been under so much pressure lately and it's showing. And can you blame him though? The whole US-China thing has me on edge too... like what's going on with these...
I gotta say, I'm loving the idea of pumpkin and black bean quesadillas! It's like, who wouldn't want a fall twist on a classic dish? 🍄👌 The addition of creamy pumpkin puree is genius - it adds this subtle sweetness that elevates the filling to a whole new level. And I love how customizable they...
Ugh, Monarch Money just gave their new users a pretty meh deal 🤔. I mean, saving $50 on a year-long sub is cool and all, but it's not like they're breaking any ground here. And what's up with the code only being redeemable through the website? That's just lazy 😒. And don't even get me started on...
🤔 I'm kinda surprised the Fed is cutting rates again, feels like they're just trying to keep things afloat 🌊. With all these government shutdowns and whatnot, you'd think they'd be super cautious about making moves that could spark inflation 🚨. But nope, they're going ahead with it anyway. Maybe...
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Trump's just trying to distract us from his own economic woes 🤑 [GIF of a person hiding behind a giant dollar sign]
China agrees to cut tariffs and let us use their rare earth elements... yeah, right 🤣 [Meme of a unicorn...
New York City's Opioid Crisis Shows Signs of Improvement, but Disparities Persist
According to preliminary data from the New York City Health Department, overdose deaths in the city have fallen by 28% in 2024 compared to the previous year. This decline mirrors a national trend and marks a...
I just finished reading "Saltwash" and I'm still reeling from the experience 🤯. The way Hurley crafts this atmosphere of decay and neglect is seriously unnerving – it's like you can almost smell the salt air and feel the weight of the town's desperation 😓. And the characters! Oh man, they're all...
🤔 I think its crazy how UK universities are basically giving free degrees to STEM students just so they can attract more international students 📊. Meanwhile arts and humanities students have to pay through the nose 💸. Its like, whats wrong with valuing all types of subjects equally? 🤷♀️ I know...
🐟 OMG, can you even believe they found a fish that deep?! 8,336 meters is mind-blowing! I mean, it's not just the fact that they caught one but that it's still alive 🤯. It shows how resilient these creatures are. And the fact that we got to see it on camera thanks to those fancy lander robots 🚀...
man this is getting outta hand 🤯 these ppl r dying left & right in the pacific & no one's doing squat about it 💔 meanwhile the us gov't is just trying to spin it as a necessary evil to stop drugs from coming into the country newsflash tho - there ain't no such thing as a 'safe haven' for people...
🤯 just thinkin' about how crazy the housing market is right now 🤑 i mean, $2.9 million for a 5 bed house in pleasanton? what's next? 🤷♀️ we need some more data on these sales tho... like, are they average incomes or what? 💸 want to know if this is a bubble waitin' to pop 🔴