Week 9 NFL straight up, against the spread, and survivor pool picks

man, i think the chiefs are gonna crush the patriots and that's my pick this week 🤩 they've been on fire all season long and patrick mahomes is just straight up magic ✨ plus the patriots defense has been pretty shaky so far in 2025, so yeah, i'm feeling good about this one
 
🏈👀 so i'm thinkin Lamar Jackson's gonna light up the Dolphins and keep those Ravens on track for the playoffs 💥 then the Colts are a sneaky good bet against the Steelers, Indy's been quietly buildin' momentum 🔄 meanwhile the Bengals are sleepin with one eye open against the Bears, that Joe Flacco guy can make all the difference 👊
 
omg i'm so hyped for this week's nfl games esp with lamar jackson comin back 2 play 4 the ravens 🤩 they're def a strong contender in the afc north and i think they got this one against the dolphins 😎 meanwhile i'm lovin how underrated the colts r right now they should totally crush the steelers 👊 but cincy's comeback hopes r lookin good w joe flacco takin over QB duties 🤞
 
Lamar Jackson is back and the Ravens are still on fire 🔥🔫. Like, what else can we say? The Colts are quietly killing it right now too, who knew they were this good? 🤷‍♂️ They're like that one friend who's always there to surprise you. And don't even get me started on the Bengals - those underdog vibes are so cute 😊.

But let's be real, the Dolphins are just... struggling 💔. I mean, I'm happy for them or whatever. The Rams are looking solid too, and Kyler Murray is about to bring the heat 🔥🏈. Just don't expect me to start screaming "ARMY!" just yet 😂.

I do have to ask though, what's with the Giants' offense? Are they trying out for a spot on the opposing team's defense or something 🤣? Anyway, I'm gonna go with my gut and say it's gonna be a tight one between the 49ers and Niners. And Chargers vs Titans? 🚫💔

For real though, who else is playing in the playoffs besides the Rams? 🤷‍♂️
 
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