Tom's Crossing by Mark Z Danielewski – House of Leaves author returns with a 1200-page western

Mark Danielewski, author of cult classic 'House of Leaves', returns with a behemoth of a book: 'Tom's Crossing', a 1,200-page western epic. This gargantuan novel defies the notion that readers are disappearing with the decline of physical reading due to its unwavering confidence in its content. The sheer size of the tome – roughly twice as long as Danielewski's previous magnum opus 'House of Leaves' – is matched only by the complexity and intricacy of its narrative.

Set against a backdrop of 1980s Utah, 'Tom's Crossing' revolves around Kalin March, a precocious teenage outsider, who forms an unlikely bond with popular Tom Gatestone over their shared passion for horses. When Tom succumbs to cancer, Kalin takes on the daunting task of saving the two horses they adore from certain doom at the local knacker's yard. Joined by Tom's eccentric little sister Landry and even his ghost, Kalin embarks on a perilous journey across the unforgiving Isatch mountain range.

The narrative masterfully blends elements of a classic western with cinematic flair, as Kalin navigates treacherous landscapes, confronts violent adversaries, and faces off against family rivalries in a heart-pumping climax. Beneath its deceptively dense surface, 'Tom's Crossing' presents an irresistible tale of survival, loyalty, and the primal struggle for existence.

However, it is precisely this unyielding confidence that makes 'Tom's Crossing' both alluring and infuriating to read. Danielewski exercises his immense creative control with a zeal that borders on obstinacy, embracing an idiosyncratic narrative voice that veers wildly between Homeric epic grandeur and rustic hayseed colloquialism. The result is a writing experience that oscillates between the sublime and the confounding.

Throughout the novel, Danielewski wields his vast knowledge of disparate subjects with dizzying speed, conjuring elaborate digressions on topics ranging from horse riding to modern art. While some moments of this hyperomniscience are truly exhilarating, others leave the reader bewildered and struggling to grasp the relevance to the main plot.

Ultimately, 'Tom's Crossing' appears to be an exercise in literary immortality, written with one eye firmly fixed on the academic seminar room rather than the casual reader. The novel's labyrinthine structure seems designed to confound rather than engage, even as its core narrative beats like a wild western heart, pulsating with life and primal energy.

While 'Tom's Crossing' is undeniably an astonishing achievement in terms of sheer scope and ambition, it also poses a challenge that will leave readers grappling with the complexities of Danielewski's vision. For those willing to surrender to its grandeur, this behemoth of a book offers a visceral, cinematic experience that will leave them gasping for breath and questioning everything they thought they knew about the western genre.
 
🤯 I'm both intrigued and intimidated by 'Tom's Crossing'. Danielewski is known for pushing boundaries with his writing style, and this novel seems to be no exception 📚. With a 1,200-page tome, it's clear he's not afraid to take risks – and potentially alienate some readers in the process 😳.

I love how he weaves together elements of classic westerns with cinematic flair, but I'm also worried that his obsessive research and digressions might overwhelm casual readers 🤯. It's a testament to his skill as a writer that he can make you feel like you're part of Kalin's journey, even when the narrative gets confusing 🌄.

Ultimately, 'Tom's Crossing' feels like an exercise in literary exploration – it's not just a story, but a statement about the power of language and storytelling 💭. It's going to be fascinating to see how readers respond to this behemoth of a book – will they rise to the challenge, or get lost in its complexity? 📚👀
 
OMG u guys!!! 😲 Mark Danielewski is BACK and he's BRINGING THE HEAT 🌪️ with his new novel 'Tom's Crossing'! I mean, 1,200 pages?!?!?! That's like, a whole lotta readin' material 📚😅 But seriously, the dude is all about pushing boundaries and defying expectations. The western genre just got a major upgrade 🔥. It's like he took every epic poem, western classic, and cinematic masterpiece and mashed them all together into one MASSIVE novel 🤯. I'm low-key intimidated, but also kinda stoked 😏. Will it be too much for some readers? Maybe, but for those who are down to take on the challenge, 'Tom's Crossing' is shapin' up to be a wild ride 🎢. Can't wait to dive in and experience this behemoth of a book for myself!
 
I'm so down for reading 'Tom's Crossing' 🤔, but I'm low-key intimidated by the 1,200 pages lol what if I get lost in all the storylines and historical stuff? 📚 Danielewski's writing style sounds like a wild ride – Homeric epic grandeur to rustic colloquialism? 😂 how do you keep track of everything? 🤦‍♀️ does anyone have a map to navigate this massive book? 🗺️
 
I'm loving the hype around 'Tom's Crossing'! 🤠 The fact that it's 1,200 pages long is insane, I mean who writes a book that's basically a western epic on steroids? Danielewski's got some serious balls for taking on such a massive project. But at the same time, I'm intrigued by his willingness to experiment with narrative voice and structure. It sounds like he's going all in on this thing, which either pays off or completely loses you... either way, I'm intrigued! 📚👀
 
omg i just preordered this novel!!! 1200 pages is crazy but i'm all in!! i love danielewski's writing style it's like he's speaking directly to your soul 🌟 i mean yes, some parts might be hard to follow but that's part of the charm right?! it sounds like a wild ride with horses, mountains, and ghostly apparitions... what more could you ask for??? 🐴🏔️ bring on the epic western saga!!!
 
lol i'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that someone wrote a 1200-page novel 🤯💥 it's like they're saying "hey, we can fit an entire library into one book" 📚👀 danielewski is either a genius or completely insane 🤪 his writing style is all over the place, like he threw everything at the wall and saw what stuck 🎨🌈 i'm curious to see how it pays off, but i'm also terrified 😅
 
🤯 gotta say, 1200 pages is insane. it's like, you're either all in or completely lost in there. danielewski's writing style is super distinctive, can be a bit much at times. feels like he's trying to show off his vast knowledge more than just tell a story. i love the western vibe tho, it's so different from house of leaves. but for me, it's all about pacing and plot clarity. if you're gonna drop 1200 pages on someone, make sure they can keep up, ya know?
 
I JUST FINISHED READING THIS BOOK AND I'M STILL TRYING TO PROCESS IT 🤯! THE AUTHOR'S CONFIDENCE IN HIS WORK IS INSANE - 1200 PAGES?! IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING, BUT WHAT THAT SOMETHING IS, I'M NOT SURE 😂. THE NARRATIVE IS SO COMPLEX AND MULTILAYERED, IT'S LIKE A PUZZLE I CAN BARELY HANDLE 🧩. AT TIMES, I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING PULLED IN TOWARDS THIS WORLD WITH DANIELLEWSKI AS MY GUIDE, BUT OTHERS HAVE ME SCRATCHING MY HEAD LIKE "WAIT, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" 🤔
 
🤯 1,200 pages is crazy talk! I love Mark Danielewski's style, it's like a wild rollercoaster ride in your head, but this one takes the cake. The way he weaves together horse riding, modern art, and westerns is pure genius. But honestly, some parts make me go "what are you even trying to say, Mark?" 😂 I mean, I'm all for experimental writing, but sometimes it feels like he's more interested in showing off his vocabulary than telling a story that actually moves me.

I do love the core narrative though, it's like a wild western heart beating away, and Kalin is such a great protagonist. The way she's got this inner strength and determination is so inspiring. But overall, I think 'Tom's Crossing' will divide readers – some will be totally hooked, while others will be like "what am I doing with my life reading 1,200 pages of this?" 🤷‍♀️ Either way, it's definitely a book that'll leave you talking for weeks! 💬
 
u guyz, 1k page western novel? 🤯 is it even readable now?? 📖 i mean, i love mark danielewski's style but this one sounds like its going to be a total slog to get through. all those random tangents and historical digressions are gonna make me wanna pull my hair out 💇‍♀️ i appreciate the ambition and all but can we just have a simple story for once? 🤔
 
just read about this new book 'Tom's Crossing' by Mark Danielewski and i gotta say it sounds like a wild ride 🤯 1,200 pages is crazy but if its gonna be that epic then i'm def down to give it a try 📚 the idea of kalin navigatin through treacherous landscapes with her horse friends sounds so cinematic 🔥 cant wait to dive in and see how its all put together
 
😒 1,200 pages? Are you kiddin' me?! 🤯 How's that supposed to be readable? I mean, I've seen shorter novels on a bookshelf, let alone in a bookstore. And what's up with all these digressions? Is Mark Danielewski tryna show off his encyclopedic knowledge or somethin' 😏? For a book that claims to be an "epic western", it feels like he's more interested in testin' the reader's patience than actually tellin' a story. I'm all for ambitious writing, but come on... can't he just write a decent first chapter without makin' me want to pull my hair out? 😩
 
omg 😮 just read about mark danielewski's new book tom's crossing and i'm SHOOK! 1,200 pages is CRAZY but if it's gonna be as epic as house of leaves then i'm SO down for the ride 🤠🏽💥 that writing voice though? idk if i'll love or hate it 😂 but one thing's for sure, danielewski's got skills 💪 and if anyone can make a western epic feel like cinematic gold, it's him 🎬 can't wait to dive in!
 
Wow 🤯, I mean what... 1200 pages?! that's like reading a whole library in one go 📚💫. I'm not sure if I'd be brave enough to take on that behemoth 😅, but at the same time, the idea of exploring an epic western through Kalin's journey sounds really intriguing 🤠🌄. I love how Danielewski blends elements of classic westerns with cinematic flair - it sounds like a wild ride 🎥! Interesting to see him experimenting with different narrative voices and styles... but also maybe leaving some readers scratching their heads 😂.
 
OMG 🤯 just read the deets on Mark Danielewski's new book 'Tom's Crossing' and I'm HYPED 🎉! 1200 pages is insane, but honestly, who needs sleep when you can immerse yourself in a literary behemoth? 😂 According to Goodreads, it has an average rating of 4.32/5 stars, with the highest rated reviewers giving it a solid 5/5. The author's use of non-linear storytelling and eclectic digressions is giving me LIFE 📚💥 Did you know that Danielewski's writing style can be described as ' metafictional'? 🤯 He's basically rewriting the rules of storytelling! 📝

Here are some wild stats:

* Average reading time for a 1200-page book? 4-6 months 😳
* If 'Tom's Crossing' were a movie, it'd be a blockbuster hit, grossing over $1 billion at the box office 🎥
* Mark Danielewski has written over 12 million words throughout his career... that's like reading every single book on Amazon and then some 📚

I'm low-key intimidated but also kinda excited to dive into this literary maze. What do you guys think? Are we ready for another Danielewski masterpiece? 🤔
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around 'Tom's Crossing'. I mean, 1,200 pages? That's just crazy 🤯! I love Danielewski's style as much as the next guy, but sometimes I feel like he's more interested in showing off his vast knowledge than actually telling a coherent story. It's like he's trying to out-write himself and ends up confusing everyone else 😅. Don't get me wrong, it's an incredible achievement in terms of scope and ambition, but at what cost? The writing experience is all over the place – sometimes I'm on the edge of my seat, other times I'm just lost in a sea of random tangents 🤔. And the pacing? Forget about it! It's like trying to ride two horses simultaneously – one's going full gallop, and the other's stuck in neutral 😂.
 
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