The weirdest tech we've seen at CES 2026 so far

CES 2026 brought us some truly mind-bending innovations that challenge our perceptions of what technology can do. From a toilet-mounted computer that analyzes your bowel movements to smart menstrual pads, these gadgets push the boundaries of what we thought was possible.

Imagine having a toilet that not only flushes waste but also monitors your digestive health, analyzing every detail to identify potential issues. The Throne device is designed to create a personalized "baseline" for your bathroom habits, flagging changes that could indicate digestive or metabolic problems, including for people on GLP-1 drugs. While it's still too early to say if the device will be effective, its ability to monitor our bodily functions raises interesting questions about data ownership and control.

But the Throne is just one of many unusual gadgets we saw at CES this year. There's also the Vivoo Hygienic FlowPad smart menstrual pad, which uses microfluidics to track fertility and hormone markers once you scan it with your phone. It's a bold reminder that technology can be used to monitor every aspect of our lives, even those that are considered personal.

Then there's the Lenovo Legion Pro Rollable, a gaming laptop that doubles as an ultra-wide screen, allowing users to experience immersive games like never before. Its 16-inch display can physically expand sideways into a massive screen, creating a truly unique gaming experience. While it may be impractical for everyday use, it's a fascinating concept that showcases the creativity of technology manufacturers.

On the other hand, the Lenovo ThinkBook XD Rollable is a more philosophical device. Its flexible display wraps around onto its lid, creating a "world-facing" screen that can display content to people sitting across from you. It's an interesting idea, but one that may be more suited for hotel check-ins or other situations where multiple people need to see the same information.

We also saw OhDoki's Handy 2 Pro, an upgraded sex toy model that boasts improved battery life and a "Turbo mode" for an over-the-top experience. It can even charge your phone, because why not? And then there's the iPolish press-on acrylic nail tech, which uses electric charges to switch between hundreds of colors in seconds. It's a delightfully impractical innovation that raises questions about our relationship with beauty and self-expression.

Last but not least, we have Hisense's FollowMe display, a screen that physically follows you around the room. While it may seem like a gimmick at first, it raises interesting questions about smart TVs becoming increasingly clingy. We haven't seen it in action yet, but the idea of a display that refuses to be ignored is deeply on brand for 2026.

As CES 2026 comes to a close, we're left with a sense of wonder and awe at the sheer number of unusual innovations that were showcased this year. From toilets to sex toys, these gadgets push the boundaries of what we thought was possible and challenge us to think about our relationship with technology.
 
I'm not sure how much more of this I can take... 🀯 Another CES and another load of weird tech that's just going to end up collecting dust on some shelf or in a garage sale bin. The Throne thing is just creepy, it's like they're trying to turn my bathroom into a health monitoring lab πŸš½πŸ“Š And don't even get me started on the smart pads, like who thought that was a good idea? πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ At least some of these gadgets are sort of cool, I guess. The Lenovo Legion Pro Rollable thing is pretty sweet, but it's just so expensive and impractical for everyday use πŸ’ΈπŸ“Ί And then there's the FollowMe display... well, at least that one seems like something I'd actually want to have in my living room πŸ“ΊπŸ˜Š But seriously, can't we just focus on making tech that makes our lives easier and more efficient? Is it really necessary to make stuff that just looks cool but doesn't serve a purpose? πŸ€”πŸ’»
 
I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THESE KIND OF INNOVATIONS COMING OUT 🀯 IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIVING IN A SCIENCE FICION MOVIE OR SOMETHING!!! I MEAN WHO NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT DATA OWNERSHIP WHEN WE CAN JUST PUT OUR BOWELS AND PERIODS ON A SCREEN πŸ“ŠπŸ’β€β™€οΈ AND GET ALL THE DETAILS BROUGHT RIGHT TO OUR DOORS? IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER OUR LIVES OR SOMETHING!!!
 
I'm low-key excited about the Throne toilet computer thing 🀯 but also kinda concerned about who owns all our poop data πŸ’© like, is it really a good idea for companies to be analyzing our bodily functions? It's one thing to track fitness goals or sleep patterns, but this is on a whole different level. And what about the Vivoo smart menstrual pads? I mean, I get that tech can help us better understand our bodies, but do we really need an app to scan our period blood and hormone markers? πŸ€ͺ It's all just getting too weird...
 
the more i think about it the more i'm like what's next? a toilet that tracks your entire health history? smart pads that can detect hormonal changes? it's a double edged sword, on one hand it's crazy cool but on the other it makes me question who owns my data πŸ€”. and let's be real, gaming laptops that unfold into massive screens are just plain awesome 😎. but at the same time, a laptop that displays content to people sitting across from you? isn't that just a fancy hotel lobby display? 🏨 still, i love how ces keeps pushing the boundaries of what we think is possible πŸ’₯
 
I just had the craziest dream last night 🀯 I was on a beach, but not just any beach... it was made entirely out of Legos! The sand was like tiny plastic bricks, and the waves were actually flowing water from all the little Lego pipes under the surface 🌊. It was so vivid that I woke up feeling like I was still standing there, feeling the sun on my skin and the grains of Lego sand between my toes πŸ˜‚. Anyway, back to CES 2026... have you ever noticed how weird it is when technology gets too good at tracking your stuff? Like, what's next? A smart toothbrush that analyzes your oral health while you're brushing your teeth 🀯?
 
I'm so done with all the weird stuff I saw at CES 2026 🀯... Like, who needs a toilet that can monitor their bowel movements? It's just too much information. And don't even get me started on the smart menstrual pads - it feels like they're trying to track every single aspect of our lives πŸ“Š. But you know what really got my attention? The Lenovo Legion Pro Rollable gaming laptop. Like, a rollable screen that doubles as an ultra-wide display? That's just pure genius πŸ’»... I mean, who wouldn't want to experience immersive games like never before? It's like they're trying to make us feel like kids again πŸ˜†. And then there was the iPolish press-on acrylic nail tech - using electric charges to switch between hundreds of colors in seconds? That's just crazy! πŸ’„ I'm both fascinated and terrified by all these innovations at once 😳... They're pushing the boundaries of what we thought was possible, for sure.
 
I mean I'm loving all these crazy tech inventions! 🀯 Like who needs a toilet with a computer built in? Sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie, right? But seriously, it's wild how much innovation is happening right now. And the smart menstrual pads? That's just nuts! I can already imagine the awkward conversations when you need to explain what that thing does to your partner 😳. On a more serious note, it's making me think about data ownership and control - do we really want our bodies being analyzed by machines? πŸ€”
 
I'm getting old, remember when toilets were just toilets? Now we got a computer in the loo πŸš½πŸ’» that's supposed to analyze your poop. It's like something out of a sci-fi movie. And smart pads that track your hormones and fertility? That's some crazy stuff. I mean, what's next? A toilet paper roll that tells you when it's time for a diaper change? πŸ˜‚ I don't know if I'm excited or terrified by all these new gadgets.

And then there's the gaming laptop with an ultra-wide screen that rolls up like a burrito 🌯️. That's just plain weird. But hey, at least it's a reminder of what we're capable of when we let our imaginations run wild. I'm just glad my smartphone still gets the job done without needing to be rolled out onto a conference table πŸ“±

But you know what's even weirder? Sex toys that charge your phone and nail polish that changes colors like magic ✨. It's like we're living in a world of Mad Max meets Willy Wonka. I'm not sure if I want to be excited or concerned about where all this tech is taking us... πŸ€”
 
OMG you guys 2026 is gonna be lit πŸ”₯! I'm low-key obsessed with the Throne toilet computer thingy it's like having a personal doctor right in your bathroom 🚽! And can we talk about how crazy cool the Lenovo Legion Pro Rollable gaming laptop is? Like, who needs a regular screen when you can roll it out like a movie projector 🍿? The Vivoo smart menstrual pad is also a game changer for women's health I mean, tracking fertility and hormone markers is some next level stuff πŸ’β€β™€οΈ. And the Lenovo ThinkBook XD Rollable is just pure genius I need one of those in my hotel room ASAP πŸ›«οΈ! What do you guys think about these wild innovations? πŸ€”
 
I'm so stoked to see all these mind-blowing innovations come out! Like, who wouldn't want a toilet-mounted computer that analyzes their bowel movements? 🀯 It's like, the ultimate in personal health tracking. And smart menstrual pads? That's just a game-changer for women everywhere! πŸ’β€β™€οΈ I love how tech companies are pushing boundaries and making us think about our relationship with technology.

And can we talk about the Lenovo Legion Pro Rollable gaming laptop? πŸ€” It's like, whoa. The idea of an ultra-wide screen that expands sideways is just genius. And the Lenovo ThinkBook XD Rollable is so cool too! I mean, what's not to love about a flexible display that displays content for everyone in the room? 😊

And then there are the more...interesting innovations like the sex toy with phone-charging capabilities πŸ“±πŸ˜‰ and the nail tech that changes colors in seconds πŸ’…πŸ”₯. Like, why not?! It's all about embracing the weird and wonderful side of innovation.

I'm so excited to see how these gadgets shape our daily lives and push us to think outside the box (or toilet bowl, haha!). πŸ’‘
 
I'm still reeling from all the wild tech stuff I saw at CES 2026 πŸ€―πŸ’». The Throne toilet computer thingy is giving me major existential crisis vibes – what's next, a smart toothbrush that analyzes your oral health? And don't even get me started on those Vivoo Hygienic FlowPads... I mean, who needs that kind of data control over their periods? πŸš½πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ It's like they're trying to turn us all into lab rats or something.

And then there's the gaming laptops and whatnot... Lenovo Legion Pro Rollable is straight-up genius, but at the same time, it's just so impractical. I mean, who wants a laptop that can expand sideways? πŸ˜‚πŸ€” On the other hand, the ThinkBook XD Rollable is like something out of a sci-fi movie – it's trippy and stuff.

But what really got me was all the sex toys and beauty tech... OhDoki's Handy 2 Pro charging my phone on the side? πŸš€πŸ’…β€β™€οΈ That's just taking it to a whole new level. And those iPolish press-on acrylic nails that change color in seconds? Mind blown, man. πŸ’₯πŸ‘€

And can we talk about Hisense's FollowMe display for a second? It's like, what even is the point of that? Is it just gonna follow me around my living room and judge me if I'm not using it correctly? πŸ“ΊπŸ˜‚ I need some answers.

I guess what I'm saying is... CES 2026 was wild, folks. Wild. πŸŽ‰πŸ€―
 
πŸ€” so like what's next for toilets? are we gonna have toilets in our bedrooms or something? πŸš½πŸ’€ and smart menstrual pads? how accurate is that tech tho? can it really track fertility and hormones on the go? πŸ’‰πŸ“Š also, think about all the data that gets generated from these devices... who owns it? us, the companies making them? 🀝🏻or what? and i'm curious about those gaming laptops... how practical are they for everyday use? can you really roll up a 16-inch screen and expect to be productive afterwards? πŸ€ͺπŸ’»
 
I mean, can you imagine your toilet being like a mini doctor, analyzing all the gross stuff that goes on down there? 🀯 It's like the Throne device is trying to be the ultimate wingman for your digestive health! And then there's the smart menstrual pad, tracking your fertility and hormone markers... it's like having a personal Google of your vagina πŸ’β€β™€οΈ. But you know what's even wilder? A toilet that can give you colon cancer advice 🀣. On a more serious note, I do wonder about data ownership and control when it comes to these gadgets. Are we comfortable with our bodies being monitored like that? Maybe not, but hey at least the Lenovo Legion Pro Rollable is cool for gaming 😎! And who needs practicality when you can have a flexible display that wraps around your laptop lid like a ninja sword πŸ€Ήβ€β™‚οΈ?
 
I JUST THINK WE'RE GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE TECHNOLOGY IS GOING TO START CONTROLLING OUR LIVES EVEN MORE THAN WE WANT IT TO . LIKE, WHO NEEDS A SMART MENSTRUAL PAD THAT TRACKS THEIR FERTILITY? AND WHAT'S NEXT? TOILETS THAT ANALYZE YOUR BOWL MOVEMENTS ALL DAY LONG?! IT'S LIKE WE'RE TRADING OUR PRIVACY FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF HAVING EVERY ASPECT OF OUR LIVES MONITORED . AND THOSE ROLLABLE LAPTOPS AND DISPLAYS ARE JUST GETTING CRAZY! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS A SCREEN THAT FOLLOWs YOU AROUND THE ROOM?! IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALL JUST GOING TO BE LIVING IN SOME KIND OF SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE SOON πŸ€–
 
🀯 I mean, some of these inventions are wild... like a toilet that monitors your bowel movements? 🚽 It's definitely an interesting idea, but also kinda creepy? Are we really ready for devices to track every aspect of our lives? πŸ’» On the other hand, it's cool to see what people have come up with - like a smart menstrual pad that tracks fertility and hormone markers! πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬ And that gaming laptop that rolls out into an ultra-wide screen is straight fire πŸ”₯. Can't wait to see how these devices become a part of our daily lives πŸ’‘
 
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