Humans rank above meerkats but below beavers in monogamy league table

Humans are the undisputed champions of monogamy, but beavers and meerkats are hot on their heels in a fascinating ranking of mammals by their reproductive habits. According to a study from the University of Cambridge, humans have taken the seventh spot out of 35 species, narrowly edging out white-handed gibbons and meerkats, who trail behind moustached tamarins and Eurasian beavers.

However, as Dr Mark Dyble, an evolutionary anthropologist at Cambridge, notes, "humans sit comfortably in the top flight for monogamous species, but the vast majority of mammals take a far more promiscuous approach to mating." With rates ranging from 4% to 100%, some of the lowest-rated monogamous mammals include chimpanzees, dolphins, and Scotland's Soay sheep, which has a staggering 26% rate due to each ewe mating with several rams.

To calculate these rates, Dyble analysed genetic data from animal and human studies, finding that societies and animals with higher levels of monogamy tend to produce more siblings that share the same parents. On the other hand, species with more promiscuous mating habits are likely to have a higher proportion of half-siblings.

Interestingly, humans do not rank as consistently high across all 100 human populations assessed, ranging from 26% in an Early Neolithic site in the Cotswolds to 100% in four Neolithic populations in northern France. Beavers, however, take top spot with a whopping 72%, followed closely by meerkats at 60%.

While humans may be content to think of themselves as monogamous, some experts argue that this is an unusual transition from non-monogamous group living. "If these religions lose their force, serial monogamy or polygamy by any other name quickly emerges," notes Robin Dunbar, professor of evolutionary psychology at the University of Oxford.

Dr Kit Opie, an evolutionary anthropologist at the University of Bristol, suggests that both human promiscuity and monogamy may be counterstrategies to male infanticide in large-brained primate species. "Females either try to confuse paternity through promiscuity or provide paternity certainty so that a single male is invested in the offspring and protects them," he explains.

Overall, the study highlights both the complexity of human mating habits and our relative uniqueness among mammals. While we may not be as promiscuous as some other species, it's clear that our approach to monogamy – or lack thereof – has evolved over time to address a range of social pressures and challenges.
 
beavers are literally the ultimate relationship goals πŸ΅πŸ’• 72% monogamous? that's like me and my partner being on the same page 99% of the time, minus one major disagreement about who left the dishes in the sink πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ anyway, i'm kinda surprised humans didn't rank higher considering how obsessed we are with finding "the one"... maybe it's because we're just really bad at monogamy πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘«
 
πŸ™„ I mean, what's up with all the assumptions in this study? They're basically just looking at genetic data and assuming people from different regions have always been monogamous or not... like that's ever true for humans πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. And don't even get me started on how they define "monogamy" - it seems like a pretty subjective thing to be measuring.

And I'm also kinda annoyed that the study doesn't really acknowledge all the complexities of human relationships and social pressures. Like, sure, some people might have been serial monogamous or polyamorous in certain time periods or cultures, but what about all the other ways humans have historically formed connections with each other?

It's interesting to see beavers at the top of this ranking - I guess that makes sense if you think about it from a purely biological perspective... but still πŸ™„. Overall, I feel like this study is missing some really important context and nuance when it comes to understanding human mating habits πŸ€”.
 
Beavers & meerkats are giving humans a run for their money when it comes to monogamy πŸ»πŸ‘« It's wild to think that we're not as exclusive in our relationships as we often think we are πŸ˜… But at the same time, I can see why humans would want to try and find someone special - all those sibling combinations from promiscuous mammals are pretty crazy 🀯

I'm not sure what's more surprising, that humans aren't number one on the list or that there are actually species out there that have way more partners than we do πŸ’β€β™€οΈ Either way, it just goes to show how complex and unique our mating habits really are πŸ‘Œ
 
I don’t usually comment but I just found this study on animal mating habits really interesting πŸ»πŸ’‘. So like humans are basically the 7th best at being monogamous? That's wild considering how much emphasis we put on it in our societies πŸ€”. But what I find even more fascinating is that some animals are way more promiscuous than us and still manage to thrive πŸ¦ŠπŸ‘€. Like, beavers can be super loyal to each other too πŸ΅πŸ’•. Maybe humans just need to chill out about being monogamous all the time? πŸ˜‚ Or maybe it's just a reflection of our history as group living creatures πŸ‘₯πŸ’¬
 
You know what this study is telling me? That humans arent all about being perfectly committed to one person! I mean, sure we like to think we're the only ones who do monogamy right, but those beavers and meerkats have got some tricks up their sleeves when it comes to relationships. And let's not forget, our own human history shows us that we've been polygamous at times too.

It's interesting that Dr Opie mentions male infanticide as a reason for why humans might be more promiscuous or try monogamy in the first place. I never thought about it like that before! Maybe thats why we see so many different approaches to relationships across cultures and time.

Anyway, I think this study is just another reminder that everyone's got their own way of doing things when it comes to love and relationships
 
Ugh, humans can't even claim the top spot in monogamy anymore? I mean, who needs that kind of pressure? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Beavers are just trying to live their best lives and find love wherever they can, and honestly, more power to them! 72% is a whole lot of beaver love. And meerkats are cute too, but let's not forget about those meerkat gangs - they're basically like the ultimate polyamorous relationship goals πŸΎπŸ’•. Humans being all about monogamy just because it's "normal" or whatever, I'm good with my promiscuous vibes. Who needs a partner when you can have a whole beaver lodge full of love? πŸ˜‚
 
omg u guyz, i just read this article about how humans r not as monogamous as we think we are lol 72% of beavers are polygynous idk what's more surprising - the fact that they outshine us or that our own polygamy rates vary so much between populations 🀯 meanwhile chimps and dolphins are like "um no thanks, we good with some promiscuity" lol 100% in northern France tho, that's wild πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
 
I'm loving this study 🀯! I never thought about how humans rank in terms of monogamy compared to other mammals. It's kinda cool to see that we're not as consistent as we think we are, lol. 26% monogamous in some places and 100% in others? That's wild! 🌎 But it makes sense when you think about how our societies have evolved over time. Maybe we just need to rethink what it means to be monogamous or not, and consider all the different strategies that other animals use to find love πŸ»πŸ’•
 
🐻 I'm surprised humans are only at 7th place in the rankings. It makes sense though when you think about how many celebrities are always getting caught cheating on their partners. Our society is kinda the opposite of what's expected - we're supposed to be all about monogamy, but it seems like a lot of us can't quite get that right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ On the other hand, beavers and meerkats seem to have it together when it comes to relationships. Maybe we should take some pointers from them? 🐡
 
just read this article about humans and animals mating habits πŸ»πŸ‘€ and it made me think humans are not so special when it comes to being monogamous πŸ€” i mean beavers and meerkats are way ahead of us with their 72% and 60% rates respectively πŸ‘ meanwhile humans are like 26-100% depending on the population lol πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ anyway its interesting to see how our mating habits have evolved over time to address social pressures 🌎
 
I'm like "what's up with humans?" I mean, we think we're all about love and commitment but really we're just as promiscuous as some other mammals out there πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. Beavers take the top spot for monogamy? That's wild! And have you seen those Soay sheep numbers? 26% is crazy! I guess it's interesting that humans don't rank up consistently across different populations, like we're a bit of an outlier in terms of our mating habits. Maybe we should just accept that we're not as unique as we think and maybe, just maybe, beavers are the true champions of love πŸ’•
 
I gotta say πŸ€”, this study is giving me some food for thought. I mean, we're always told we're the champions of monogamy, but it turns out others are hot on our heels...or should I say, in our tail? πŸ˜‚ Beavers and meerkats, who would've thought? But seriously, it's pretty cool to see how some species have evolved to cope with the challenges of mating.

And can we talk about how humans don't rank as consistently high across all populations? That's wild 🀯. I mean, 26% in some Early Neolithic site and 100% in others? It just goes to show that our approach to monogamy is pretty complex. Maybe we're not as monogamous as we think we are...or maybe we just haven't looked at it from the right angle πŸ€“.

I also love how these experts are trying to explain why humans have this unique take on monogamy and promiscuity. It's all about survival, guys! 🌟 We've had to adapt over time to deal with social pressures and challenges, and that's what's led us to where we are today. So yeah, maybe our approach to love is a little unconventional...but hey, it works for us, right? 😊
 
I mean, I never thought about it like this before πŸ€”... but it makes sense why humans aren't at the top of the list when it comes to monogamy. Like, we do have our whole 'opposites attract' thing going on and stuff, which kinda works against being all monogamous all the time πŸ˜‚. And I guess having a big ol' brain like ours means we're more likely to figure out ways to get around that monogamy thing... whether it's through serial monogamy or polygamy πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. It's wild to think about how different our mating habits are from other animals, but at the same time, it makes sense that we'd need some kind of counter-strategy to deal with all the social pressures and stuff 🀝.

By the way, have you guys ever noticed how beavers are just so... responsible? Like, they build these crazy intricate homes and work together as a team... what if humans could learn from them about monogamy? πŸ»πŸ’•
 
Wow 🀯 Beavers are like the ultimate couples goals with 72% monogamy rate! Interesting how humans don't rank as high across all human populations, it's like we're not all on the same page when it comes to relationships πŸ’•
 
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