Ugh, this is just great... first off, the weather's going downhill fast in the US - record-low temps and all that jazz. It's like the planet's trying to make a point about climate change or whatever

. And now, I'm supposed to be all happy about President Trump getting some sort of peace prize at the FIFA World Cup draw? Yeah right, sure...

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I mean, think about it, this is like something straight out of a farce comedy movie - a reality TV star winning a peace award in front of millions of people. What's next, a Nobel Prize for 'Most Likely to Spark a Social Media Meltdown'?

And don't even get me started on the tech behind this whole thing... an interactive video player with live streaming? How about something that doesn't crash all the time?

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Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is, can we just take a deep breath and focus on the real issues here for once? Like, the fact that record-low temps are causing power outages and displacement across the US... or that climate change is actually, you know, real

. Not to mention, Trump's got more to prove than just shaking hands with world leaders all day long

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